roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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iwishmynamewasflorence:

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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the best thing about it is that her vocal range is great for impressions, but her execution of them is so overdone which is what makes her so hilarious. It’s part of the reason she was so successful on SNL. Funniest lady. 

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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chokesngags:

mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

Finally. It. Fucking. Mooooooves. Yess lawd.

chokesngags:

mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

Finally. It. Fucking. Mooooooves. Yess lawd.

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